8/40 Taunton Street, Annerley, QLD 4103

在布里斯班，作为一名房地产经纪人，我听到了许多精彩的故事，遇到了许多有趣的人。但我要说，没有哪一个能比得上这个。

故事是这样开始的：

有一天，我和David Attenborough坐下来喝杯茶。他刚刚完成另一部标志性的野生动物纪录片，感觉相当自豪。我们就在这个城镇的一栋房子里，就是你即将称之为家的那栋。

David，总是个有点性格的人，看着我说，这正是我研究的完美基地！我可以把所有的动物都放在这里——有很多空间，对吧？

我微笑着说，当然，David！空间足够。我当时完全不知道自己会陷入怎样的境地。

接下来的几个月，这栋镇屋变成了一个野生动物王国。鸟类、青蛙、蜥蜴——你能想到的，David都有。但有一个小问题，宠物申请表格。

有一天，David疲惫地摇头来到我面前。

你知道，我已经填了这些宠物申请表格好几天了。有很多动物，他们还一直要求更多细节。这是一个物流噩梦！他戏剧性地叹了口气。更别提批准树懒有自己的吊床需要多长时间了。这实在是... 太多麻烦了。

我忍不住笑了，David，我还以为你是动物王国的统治者，现在却被表格打败了？

他叹了口气，事情没这么简单。就是... 所有这些表格。太多的文书工作！

就这样，David决定他受够了。他需要离开。野生动物王国不能再contained在这栋镇屋里了。是时候去更大的地方，少点文书工作了。

现在，这栋exactly的镇屋正等着你。是的，就是David称之为家的地方，就是无数动物居民hosted的地方，但现在它动物free，准备迎接新篇章。

房屋特点：

它是现代生活和舒适的完美结合，适合家庭或专业人士，他们想要生活在不需要与鹦鹉协商或计划鬣蜥搬迁的空间里。

宽敞的生活区：

• 空间宽敞的分层式生活区，两层都有空调，让你保持像David的纪录片一样冷静。
• 梦想厨房：拥有石质台面、双水槽和洗碗机，你将能够无忧地烹饪，不必担心任何流浪的有袋类动物。
• 私人庭院：不再有袋鼠跳进来享用下午点心，只有宁静的户外氛围，也许偶尔有一两只鸟（但我们会控制在那个数量）。

楼上：

• 第二生活区：俯瞰私人阳台，非常适合在晚上放松（没有lemur尖叫的声音）。
• 三间卧室：宽敞、舒适，完美设置，让你平静地入睡，不被David的夜行宠物打扰。
• 现代浴室：装备齐全，供人类唯一退隐所需，因为说实话，没有人想和鳄鱼分享一个浴缸。

特点：

• 私密且隐蔽，远离野生动物保护区的混乱。
• 分体式空调，两层都保持凉爽，就像David在他的标志性旁白中一样。
• 远程车库，带内部通道，理想用于存放你的物品，而不是你的数千只动物。
• 私人庭院，配有木质甲板，非常适合烧烤，不必担心你的宠物企鹅是否会加入派对。

这栋镇屋位于公共交通、商店、咖啡馆、餐厅、公园附近，对于任何不需要公共运输蟒蛇的通勤者来说，都是一个梦想。它是寻求舒适和无动物生活方式的理想之地。

不要让这个物业像David的动物园一样溜走——今天给我打电话，迪伦，让我们让这栋镇屋成为你的新家！

8/40 Taunton Street, Annerley, QLD 4103 A Wildlife Sanctuary No MoreMake This Legendary Townhouse Your New Home!

As a Real Estate Agent in Brisbane, you hear the best stories and meet the most interesting people. But Ive got to say, none of them top this one.

It all started like this

One day, David Attenborough and I were sitting down over a cuppa. He had just finished another of his iconic wildlife documentaries and was feeling rather... refined. We were in this very townhousethe one youre about to call home.

David, always a bit of a character, looked at me and said, This is the perfect base for my research! I can keep all my animals hereplenty of room, right?

I smiled, Of course, David! Plenty of room. I had no idea what I was getting into.

Over the next few months, this townhouse became a wildlife kingdom. Birds, frogs, lizardsyou name it, David had it. But there was one small issue the pet request forms.

One day, David came to me, shaking his head, exhausted.

You know, Ive been filling out these pet request forms for days now. Theres a lot of animals, and they keep asking for more details. It's a logistical nightmare! He let out a dramatic sigh. And dont even get me started on how long it takes to get approval for a sloth to have his own hammock. Its just... too much.

I couldnt help but chuckle, David, I thought you were the master of the animal kingdomand now the forms have you beaten?

He sighed, Its not that simple. Its just... all the forms. So much paperwork!

And just like that, David decided hed had enough. He needed to leave. The wildlife kingdom couldnt be contained in a townhouse anymore. It was time for him to move on to bigger thingsand less paperwork.

Now, this exact townhouse is available for you. Yes, the very one that David called home, the one that hosted countless animal inhabitants, but nowits wildlife-free and ready for a new chapter.

The Home:

Its the perfect blend of modern living and comfort, designed for families or professionals who want to live in a space without needing to negotiate with parrots or plan for iguana relocation.

Living Areas Galore:

- Spacious, split-level living with air conditioning on both floors to keep you as cool as Davids documentaries.

- Kitchen of Dreams: With stone countertops, a dual sink, and a dishwasher, you'll be cooking without the stress of evicting any stray marsupials.

- Private Courtyard: No more kangaroos hopping in for an afternoon snack, just peaceful outdoor vibes and maybe a bird or two (but well keep it at that).

Upstairs:

- Second Living Area: Overlooks a private balconyperfect for a quiet evening to unwind (without the sound of a lemur screeching in the background).

- Three Bedrooms: Spacious, comfortable, and perfectly set up for your peaceful slumbernot interrupted by Davids nocturnal pets.

- Modern Bathroom: Equipped with all the comforts needed for a human-only retreat, because lets face itno one wants to share a tub with a crocodile.

Features:

- Private and tucked awayfree from the chaos of a wildlife sanctuary.

- Split system air conditioning on both levelskeeping you as cool as David in his iconic voiceovers.

- Remote garage with internal accessideal for storing your things, and not your thousands of animals.

- Private courtyard with a timber deck, perfect for BBQs, without worrying if your pet penguin will join the party.

This townhouse is located near public transport, shops, cafes, restaurants, parksa dream for any commuter whos not trying to figure out how to transport a python on public transport. Its the ideal spot for anyone looking for comfort and a wildlife-free lifestyle.

Dont let this property escape like Davids zoocall me, Dylan, today, and lets make this townhouse your new home!